One of my favourite things to do is just to drive around Underwood and listen to music. In a state with such good weather, I just open all my windows and my sunroof, turn up the music really loud and drive. It makes me feel good and really works with the vibe that I’m going for. I’m the cool surfer dude in my area, and I’ve got to do what I can to keep up appearances with that.
Projecting your best self to the world is a must in the twenty-first century, with everything being documented on social media. That includes keeping your car in the best condition possible by getting regular suspension repairs in the Underwood area. The vast majority of people who don’t have my level of social status don’t understand what it takes to be as popular as me. They just think I can go for a surf and roll my windows down on the drive home and everyone loves me. Yeah, that certainly does help but it’s not all of it.
I do like my life. I love the attention and I love how good I look all the time. I don’t particularly love getting a roadworthy certificate near me every year to prove that I’m worthy of having such a large follower base, but everyone’s got to do what they’ve got to do to survive, this is just my version of that.
Anyway, I’m in a rush and I’ve got to get to a surfing meet and greet. Luckily my car is in the best condition in Underwood, seeing as I get it serviced more than anyone else in the suburb. I feel like I’m just rambling and saying the same thing over and over again. I guess I feel like that a lot, seeing as everything I do and say to the public follows a similar pattern. I’ve got to keep to a script to avoid offending people.