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Painting Dismay

My husband is so incompetent. You should have seen him last week painting the outside of our house. He was outside for three days straight just going absolutely nuts with the painting. He was painting wildly in all these different directions and using all these different colours, and frankly, he was just completely ruining our …

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Regular Car Servicing

I only recently got my license, and I’m obsessed with the freedom it brings. I didn’t realise how much I was missing out on by having to rely on rideshare services, public transportation or friends. Now, I can go literally anywhere I want, whenever I want.  The first time I realised just how good it …

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Surprise Car

I want to tell my newest boyfriend that I think he’s great. I’ve been tossing around ideas for about a month now on what I should do to prove my love to him, and I think I’ve settled on buying him a new car. I come from a very wealthy family and I have a …

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Margin Notes

Personally, I don’t get why this whole thing with the documentary is such a big deal. Patrice and Mariella can film us to their heart’s content, for all I care – it’s not like anyone’s going to watch the finished product anyway, even if the camera hire people do agree to help with post production. …

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Selling CO Testers

Every day, I put on my cardboard signs like a poncho, grab my bell, a suitcase filled with a dozen carbon monoxide testing kits and take to the streets of Melbourne, warning people of the dangers within their very homes. Carbon monoxide is an invisible killer, like a monster in Goblins and Grottos or something …

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The Heating Wars

My husband and I have very different ideas of when and how to use our heater. I am a naturally warm person, whereas my husband claims he’s cold blooded and is therefore always freezing. Every year from around May until the end of August, our household experiences what I like to refer to as “The …

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Bathroom Hardware

My new bathroom is going to be epic. I’m in the midst of designing our new bathroom for when we renovate it in six months time. It’s going to be massive and feature a deep two person bath and a two person shower with dual shower heads. There will also be two basins so that …

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Childproof Bathroom

We’re having twins! I can’t believe it! My husband and I have been trying for a baby for almost a year now and we can finally tell everyone that we’re having not one, but two children! We are over the moon and are so ready to start our family together. The day I found out …

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